2009 January - Pardon?

We all do it, see something out of the corner of our eye or just barely catch something said and horribly misunderstand what was actually said. A favorite of mine is when I heard someone say they couldn't come to the market because they had syphilis (it was actually sniffles).

So, each month, I hope to keep track of this and report to you, faithful reader, to laugh at me.

January 2009

• "Pre-wormed" mixed greens do have a lot more protein than "pre-washed" ones.
  
• Somehow, I'm sure Marlo the birthday girl was saying something about her "Thomas the Train" cake and not "Metallica"